Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.
"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"
The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
A burly lesbian
that loves boxing and bad tattoos.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude look at that big lesbian work that punching bag."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
A combination of 'relax' and 'sex'. Relex is the act of relaxing while having sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "How was your first time?"
Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."
Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."
The feeling of sickness girls get after swallowing too much sperm
. Most often followed by throwing up and refusing to swallow a load again. Some girls get cum sick after swallowing their very first load of sperm
Duder: "Awwww fuck yeaaaahhhh!!! Take that girl!"
Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."
Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."
Chica: (throws up all over the place)
Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."
A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.
Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."