a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with
a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with
that comes onto
you and you simply dodge their attempt
to get with
you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings
have you been man?
Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge
and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against
and goes in for the kiss.
Guy 1: oh shit, what
did you do?
Guy 2: I pulled the juke master
classic on that
bitch; turned my head quickly
to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge
and ran up here quickly
Guy 1: the juke master
classic at its best my friend...