1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexual
ity, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.
(see also: fauxmo
, fag hag
Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.