148 definitions by kelly

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
po Kelly Јун 15, 2006
mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.
man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?
po kelly Јануар 7, 2005
slutty females
they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention
po Kelly Децембар 22, 2003
The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said
Rob Halford is the Metal God
po Kelly Април 21, 2005
a friendly saying used as a greeting, usuallt to stand out and get attention. savaloy representing the person u r adressing as a sausage. for energetic people.
hi .....
oi oi savaloy!!! how r ya?
po kelly Новембар 10, 2003
Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.
Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music
po Kelly Фабруар 24, 2006
When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
po Kelly Јун 3, 2003

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