7 definitions by cretard

Top Definition
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
po cretard Септембар 10, 2008
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
po Cretard Фабруар 23, 2014
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
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