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7 definitions by cretard

 
1.
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
po cretard Септембар 10, 2008
 
2.
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
 
3.
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
po Cretard Фабруар 23, 2014
 
4.
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
 
5.
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
 
6.
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008
 
7.
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
po cretard Септембар 9, 2008