adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.
"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"
adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.
"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"