Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other
public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies
are usually clueless
about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their
conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha
Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart
her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.