30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
po Mike Comanche Март 4, 2009
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
po Mike Comanche Март 12, 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
po Mike Comanche Март 4, 2009
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
po Mike Comanche Март 4, 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
po Mike Comanche Март 10, 2009
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
po Mike Comanche Март 5, 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
po Mike Comanche Март 10, 2009

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