10 definitions by Mike Bozdog

Q-nips = long, dangly, mangly, nips that result from daily breast feeding for about three or more years. See below...
Q-nips illustration:

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po Mike Bozdog Јун 19, 2006
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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
po Mike Bozdog Јун 23, 2006
Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.
Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!
po Mike Bozdog Јун 19, 2006
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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!
A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!
po Mike Bozdog Јун 19, 2006
Q-tits = Breast feeding tits that look like this> QQ
On the subway I got a really good look at this 20ish Hispanic woman's Q-tits when she was nursing and she dropped her little baby blanket.

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po Mike Bozdog Јун 19, 2006
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GROUP OF GUYS: Hi ELFY!

FOXY CHICK: Hi guys! Hey, John....

JOHN: What, ELFY.

FOXY CHICK: Why do you guys like to call me ELFY?

JOHN: 'Cuz your cute like a little elf!

FOXY CHICK: Gee, thanx guys.

GUYS: You're welcome ELFY!
po Mike Bozdog Јун 19, 2006
Someone who owns a Ford Mustang, which is commonly called a 'Stang.
Every Stanger worth their salt knows that the Mustang is available in special editions such as the Mach 1, Bullit, GT and Cobra. Carroll Shelby (car-roll?) and Steven Saleen (definitely worth his salt) are the top Mustang tuners. Jack Roush and Bobby Brown are up their as well.
po Mike Bozdog Јун 23, 2006

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