8 definitions by Gonk

Welsh coloqueilism for snuggling up. To relax without doing anything
we cutched up all day in front of the telly

I could really do with a cutch
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
Can be used in several descriptive levels, as a description of work, feelings of illness, or of an item
This burger is crappy

They did a crappy job on my car, its still not working

I couldnt go to work today, I was feeling really crappy

Sorry, I shouldnt have done that, I feel crappy.

It was a crappy thing to do
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though if used in general conversation, the slap of rightousness may be employed to correct afore mentioned linguistic mistake.
gee ma, this sure is a humdinger of a meal

mate, this is is a humdinger of a party ... *SLAP groovy *SLAP ... ok what can i say *SLAP
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
Also see grosse out.

The act of brossing someone out through mental or physical imagry.

To be grossed out by seeing somthing.
Dude that totally grossed me out

1: Dya know what thats made of ... its not really cow meat your eating, its rat.
2: Stop trying to gross me out, im gonna finnish this burger.

( after someone spewed ) now thats a gross out
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.
"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005
A term used to describe someone that will not gain from their acts, one who does not search for or get involved with work, reguarly pays no attention to cleanliness and tends not to do housework.

"John is such a waster"

"dont go out with him,he's not going anywhere, he's a waster"
po Gonk Септембар 28, 2005

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