A friend is someone who doesn't screen your
calls. He/She is also someone who tries to stay in touch despite an infathomable distance
between you and him/her. A friend also doesn't approve of horrible role models such as Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson.
is not my friend because he doesn't keep
in touch and always screens my calls. He also likes rapists
(Kobe Bryant) and voodoo-wizards (Phil Jackson).