The whole load of unintelligible lines, dashes, random alphabets and special characters thrown into the start and end of every email, tricking you to actually look through all of it thinking it is more important than the actual email.
Guy 1: Why don't you just print that email?
Guy 2: You kiddin'? This email has so much of electronic noise that the printer would run out of paper before its finished printing it..
Guy 1: yeah right, you don't know how to give a print command anyways..