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Дец 10
Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
po That second time at band camp Децембар 6, 2014
Дец 9
1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
po mjs831 Децембар 7, 2014
Дец 8
Mixing up Ebola] and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.
My Grandpa cracks me up - last night after watching the news he declared to my Dad that "That damn Obama is to blame for this Eboli that's killing everyone, that's why he doesn't eat meat from Africa"
po MarkyN Октобар 23, 2014
Дец 7
when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex
Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
po JDub789 Новембар 29, 2014
Дец 6
When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
po apple201 Новембар 28, 2014
Дец 5
i know what you mean
Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.
po Bobismymom Децембар 1, 2014
Дец 4
used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up
Teacher: Joseph what is 2+43.
Joseph: Is it 69.
Class: YOU'RE LEARNING!!!
po ButICantaloupe Новембар 29, 2014

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