A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
po requires a microscope Март 29, 2004
People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.
I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was crawling with resolutionarys.
po Vincent11 Новембар 11, 2006
The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
po Fatbox Јануар 4, 2006
A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.
Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.
po Surge2010 Мај 19, 2006
The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.
I woke up next to five bottles of Jägermeister and a pile of confetti on National Hangover Day.
po Limbo Децембар 26, 2005
Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.
Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.
po OnceLer Јануар 1, 2006
A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?
Me: care police?
po #care-police Август 15, 2004