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Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
po AlexanderBlack96 Мај 14, 2015
Мај 9
A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.
You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.
po jm2011 Мај 1, 2015
Мај 8
To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
po know BODY Март 30, 2015
Мај 7
Pure fucking magic.
Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.
po Bella Bartalk Октобар 14, 2013
Мај 6
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
po BeltonBelle Новембар 25, 2014
Мај 5
A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
po Terra Incognita Фабруар 24, 2011
Мај 4
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
po Boshjuno Април 4, 2015

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